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| CHANNEL 4 AT 25 1988 compiled by Steve Williams, Ian Jones and Jack Kibble-White |
November 2002
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DEBUTS JANUARY ... FEBRUARY ... MARCH ... MAY ... JUNE ... JULY ... AUGUST ... SEPTEMBER ... OCTOBER ... NOVEMBER ... FINALES MAVIS ON 4 MISC ... The first Opera on 4 season began with an epic four hour performance of Wagner's Parsifal in April ... Thames Television's Waldheim: A Commission of Inquiry took up the whole evening on 5 June to investigate the history of the alleged Nazi conspirator ... marathon charity rock concert Human Rights Now! was aired on 10 December ... Brookside ran for five nights a week over Christmas ... and Bill Cotton's legacy at the BBC was honoured on 30 December in The Cotton Collection, an evening of archive Beeb classics including Frost Over England and Dad's Army. ON SCREEN HARRY ENFIELD A VERY BRITISH COUP OFF SCREEN Michael Grade became the new boss of C4 on
1 January. FOUR-WORDS "They said I would dumb down Channel
4, but in the very same week I was appointed there was a series called
The Far Pavilions in which Amy Irving, a white Hollywood star,
actually blacked up to play an Indian princess. I could just imagine the
headlines if I had agreed to such an artifice - I would have been accused
of importing a version of the Black and White Minstrels onto the cultural
channel." "Television chat show host Jonathan Ross is heading for controversy with a new Channel 4 series containing scenes of cannibalism, explicit nudity and the degradation of women." "Saturday Live brought to the
screen a whole new generation of performers. Most notably Ben Elton -
a brilliant writer and deliverer of polemic. It also showed Geoff Posner's
ability to create a studio event and to direct it with extraordinary fluency.
I was, in fact, the director of programmes at LWT when Saturday Live
was being developed." "I missed Michael Grade defending This
is David Lander to Bob Wellings on Open Air, an event reported
to me by producer Paul Mayhew-Archer. It seems Bob Wellings, whom I'd
always imagined to be a person of superior understanding, said, 'I saw
David Lander and wasn't very sure about it.' To which Grade tartly
replied, 'Yes, that's why you've got your job and I'm doing mine.'" MY FAVOURITE CHANNEL 4 MOMENT ... CLUB X (1989) I had been a fan of Victor Lewis-Smith for just over a year, and his regular five-minute slot on Radio 4's Loose Ends series, presented by Ned Sherrin on Saturday mornings. There I would sit, with a blank cassette in the tape recorder, to record his comedic output. I would also have to sit through "Neddy Baby"'s incessant fawning over his showbiz buddies, the references to "Nice Mr Gardhouse" and the Society for the Authentication of Tall Tales. So I was already a veteran of wading through mud to find the proverbial piece of shiny glass and had a cassette-full or two. Then I discovered that Lewis-Smith had made the switch to television, and a similar slot on a show called Club X. Broadcast for two hours on a Wednesday evening (9 - 11pm if I remember right), Club X was an arts magazine show which aimed to be trendier than, say, The Late Show on BBC2 which ran at the same time. It came out of the Network 7 stable and of course was transmitted live, with a theme each week (the Futurists, or dadaism for example). The shtick was that the show was presented from a nightclub by a collective of cool, hip young presenters. It ran for one series in the summer of 1989. Into this, sticking out like a sore thumb, sat Lewis-Smith's section called "Buygones", a featurette that had started on the R4 tapes and had already been published as a book co-authored with Paul Sparks. This was a nostalgia show, but one which ended in the early 1970s so a lot of the items on it were unfamiliar to me (this was the 1980s after all, so Brother Beyond were still current). I had no recollection of the Pac-a-Mac, the Heinkel Bubble Car nor of Dan Dare's Space Communications Set, for example, though I had heard of and consumed products such as Cydrax and Lucky Bags. Delivered at breakneck narration speed by Lewis-Smith himself and featuring a small cast of actors, "Buygones" was a direct lift from his radio shows, although having been vetted by C4's legal team, many of the pictures and scenes shown were blanked out - such as the item on colostomy bags, and that on tonsillectomies (remember them?) Each minute-long segment of "Buygones" was preceded by an ITV Schools clock on speed with an amusing caption below such as "Fun with the Newly Departed" or "If you can read this you must be using the pause button". My favourite slot was the "Buygone Television Logo of the Week" which would feature such chestnuts as the Scottish TV logo from the 1960s complete with pipes, the old interference-pattern Harlech logo and obviously the seminal LWT "College Scarf" effort. Anyway, week after week for about six weeks I would faithfully record these and endure probably one of the worst shows ever inflicted on an unsuspecting public by C4. The presenters (especially the one called Fou Fou, some kind of overgrown fairy queen character) were awful, always missing links, talking inanely to the guests, and displaying almost zero charisma or on-screen chemistry between each other or the subject matter, which to be fair would have been interesting but for the presentation. The live format did not help at all in giving anything but barely-organised chaos on screen; for example, on one "Buygones" episode, the link to the next item cuts in some 15 seconds before the feature ends ("Napalm"). Actually I was not very good with the pause button and managed to miss some bits. But I still have some of the links before or after "Buygones" on the tape, which I kept to this day. Occasionally I watch those scraps again and still find them funny - the links, that is. Thinking back on it now, "Buygones" kindled my fascination with all things connected with television and consumer durables from my childhood, which I have continued to this day. Thanks, Victor. And thank you too, Channel 4. You won't be surprised
to learn that Club X was not commissioned for a second run. |
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